I said, jokingly, earlier in the year that we had been through more products than Tesco stock.

I don't actually see the funny side anymore.

Another month, yet another frigging promo.

This time, camembert bites with caramelised onion dip, mincemeat and custard pies (which bizarrely some customers actually think contain ground beef!!!!), a sage and onion type tortila wrap, and the biggest fucking cheeseburger that you'll ever see!

I'll be honest, I struggle to train my staff at the basics of day to day shit, these items are just adding extra work to my already creaking jobs list.

But, I still don't blame work, I blame you, the customer.

After all, you ask, you get.

For the love of all that is good, McDonald's is a burger bar!!!!! Just roll with the punches and buy a bloody Big Mac and a Coke!!!!!!!!!