"Two deep is too deep" rings out the bloody annoying mantra of anyone fully indoctrinated by our training department (there's nothing actually wrong with being trained, but if you are going to remember and repeat something over and over, best stick to something that isn't likely to get you stabbed by your colleagues!)
The phrase has a point, nobody likes queuing, we are all busy people who have better things to do than stand waiting in Macs.
But there is also a much more sinister side to queuing at McDonald's; one which could see the end of civilisation itself.
A large number of people (and growing) when they join a queue in a McD restaurant suddenly become braindead. It's true!!!!
They stand waiting, drooling in some cases, until it's their turn and they get greeted.
And suddenly it's like a hypnotist has clicked his fingers,
"What would I like? Er, oh yes...... hold on................"
Now, I appreciate that it is your time, and I really HAVE got all day, but we'd like to shift the queue and get you served quickly just as much as you'd like to not be in one in the first place.
