Whilst trying to dig something out of the inbox that I knew was there, but couldn't be sure exactly where, I came across an e-mail from regional security (a jumped up prick on secondment) to say that waste oil was being stolen from some restaurants by a bio-diesel firm from Liverpool.

Apart from our blue drums going missing I couldn't see a problem, saves us a job!

Then I realised about the issues of all Keystone's lorries being run on our waste oil. Would be ironic that just for once with a new system being introduced that we would let them down instead of vice-versa.