Or McBollocks as it should be known, but what's the difference?

Anyway, another day, another new press release from our powers that be (wish ops would make as much effort as PR are currently doing!)

This time all our (!!!!) trucks are to be converted to run on bio-diesel from the fat in our vats.

Bear with me, this is where the BOLLOCKS bit comes into it.

1. When the oil in our vats has expired (reached 25% or above carbon) it gets collected, at cost, and sent to a processing plant somewhere in the NE.

2. Then the processors sell it to Keystone (the distribution company, McDonald's have nothing to do with that infrastructure) to run the trucks.

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant, why didn't I think of that!!!!! Basic instructions on how to fleece a company twice!

I'm in the wrong line of work